Finally, a shirt for when you want to signal that you’re "spiritually gifted" but also haven't replied to a text in three to five business days. This black t-shirt features "Witches Be Crazy" emblazoned across the chest in a red gradient—because nothing says "I manifest my own reality" quite like a color palette that screams "I accidentally set the sage on fire."
Why you "need" this:
Subtle as a Séance: The red gradient provides just enough visual drama to let everyone at the local crystal shop know you’re the main character in this coven.
The Ultimate Disclaimer: It’s not a mood swing; it’s a celestial misalignment. This shirt does the apologizing for you so you don't have to.
Versatile Aesthetic: Pairs perfectly with oversized cardigans, combat boots, and the crushing weight of your own "intentions."
Premium Quality: Crafted from cotton so soft, you’ll almost forget you’re currently hexing your ex-landlord.
"It’s giving 'Girl Boss' but with more eye of newt and significantly less tax compliance."
To ensure your "spiritually significant" attire doesn't end up looking like a cursed rag after one wash, follow these instructions with more care than you put into your morning affirmations.
The Sacred Ritual of Laundry
Turn it Inside Out: Protect the red gradient from the harsh reality of the washing machine. If the words fade, how will people know you’re a liability?
Cold Water Only: Heat is for tea and burning bridges, not for your t-shirt. Use a cold cycle to keep the black from turning into a sad, charcoal gray.
Gentle Detergent: Avoid bleach unless you want your shirt to look like a DIY crime scene. Use something mild that doesn't offend the fabric's "energy."
Tumble Dry Low (or Don't): If you must use a dryer, keep it on the lowest heat setting. Ideally, hang it to dry—preferably in the moonlight, but a regular laundry rack works too.
Never Iron the Print: Do not run a hot iron directly over the "Witches Be Crazy" text unless you want to permanently fuse your shirt to your appliance. If it’s wrinkled, use a steamer or iron it inside out on low.
Pro-Tip: If the shirt still looks wrinkled, just tell people it’s "textured" by the ethereal plane.
