So, you’ve decided to stop trying. Welcome to the pinnacle of "organized chaos" fashion. This heavyweight pullover hoodie is specifically designed for people who want to disappear into a cloud of cotton fleece until society becomes more tolerable.
Featuring the 13 Blackheart Way logo, it serves as a helpful warning label to others that you are currently off the clock. We’ve included a front kangaroo pocket—not for athletic equipment, let’s be real, but to hold your phone, three lip balms you’ll never find, and your cold, judgmental hands. It’s oversized enough to hide your secrets and stylish enough to make "not leaving the house for three days" look like a deliberate brand choice.
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shroud (Care Instructions)
If you want this hoodie to last longer than your last situationship, follow these rules:
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Turn It Inside Out: Protect the logo from the violence of the washing machine. It’s sensitive, just like you.
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Cold Water Only: Hot water is for tea and long showers, not this hoodie. Keep it cold to prevent it from shrinking into a crop top you didn't ask for.
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Skip the Chemicals: Avoid bleach and fabric softeners. Softeners actually destroy the "wicking" ability of the fleece, and bleach is just... a lot.
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The Low-Heat Shuffle: Tumble dry on low or hang it up to air dry while you contemplate your life choices. High heat will turn the soft interior into something resembling a used scouring pad.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
