"They say 'True Love Never Ends,' which is honestly more of a threat than a promise if you think about it for more than three seconds. This shirt features two skulls sharing a moment that has outlasted their skin, hair, and any semblance of a social life.
Surrounded by a Victorian border—because everything looks more expensive when you frame it in 19th-century repressed trauma—and accented with red roses (the universal flower for 'I'm sorry I forgot our anniversary for the 50th year in a row').
It’s made of heavy black cotton, perfect for hiding the lint you’ll inevitably collect while brooding in corners. Wear it to remind everyone that your commitment issues are now officially a multi-century problem."
The "Boring" Specs (For the mortals)
Material: 100% Cotton (as dark as your outlook).
Fit: Unisex, because ghosts don't care about gender binaries.
Style: Victorian-inspired border with high-contrast screen print.
Care: Wash cold. Don't bleach it—nothing ruins a vibe faster than turning your existential dread into a dusty grey.
