Finally, a blanket that matches the color of your soul and your questionable sleep schedule. Whether you’re pretending to be a Victorian vampire or just hiding from the laundry you haven't folded in three weeks, this velveteen plush blanket has you covered—literally.
Featuring a swarm of bats—the only social circle you actually enjoy—this blanket is softer than a bat’s wing and significantly less likely to carry rabies. It’s perfect for brooding in the corner, judging people from the comfort of your sofa, or finally achieving that "haunted chic" aesthetic you’ve been chasing since 2005.
How to Keep It "Undead" (Care Instructions)
Treat this blanket better than you treat your houseplants, or it will hold a grudge.
Wash Cold: Use a gentle cycle with cold water. Like your heart, it doesn't handle warmth well.
Detergent: Use a mild detergent. No bleach—unless you want your bats to look like they’ve seen a ghost.
Tumble Dry Low: Low heat only. High heat will ruin the plush fibers, leaving it feeling as crispy as a sunburnt Dracula.
No Ironing: Do not iron this. It’s a blanket, not a dress shirt. If you have wrinkles, just dim the lights; it adds to the vibe.
