Price: A handful of sea salt and your latest intrusive thought.
Oh, look who decided to float back to reality for five seconds. Since you’re a Pisces, you’re probably currently mourning a fictional character or vibrating at a frequency only dogs and ghosts can hear. This shirt features two skeletal fish circling a dark moon—because we know your "inner peace" is actually just a chaotic whirlpool of feelings you don't have words for yet.
It’s the official loungewear for 13 Blackheart Way, perfect for staring into a mirror until your face looks like a stranger’s or weeping over a particularly aesthetic sunset.
Why you’re hallucinating that you need this:
The "I’m Not Actually Here" Look: Dark, moody, and ethereal—just like your social presence.
The Skeletal Pisces: Because beneath that "gentle soul" exterior is a graveyard of every secret anyone has ever accidentally told you.
Psychic Shielding: The black fabric helps absorb the negative energy of the "normies" you’re forced to interact with on this physical plane.
Product Features
100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than your boundaries. It feels like a hug, which is great because we know you're currently projecting your abandonment issues onto a houseplant.
Lightweight Fabric: Won't weigh you down while you're busy transcending time and space in the middle of a grocery store aisle.
Tear-away Label: Because even a tiny piece of scratchy nylon is enough to trigger a sensory meltdown and a three-hour nap.
Eurofit: Slightly more tailored, because even if you’re a mess internally, we can at least make the silhouette look intentional.
Care Instructions (Try to stay on this planet)
Wash Cold: Warm water is for people who have a grip on reality. Keep it freezing, like the depths of the ocean you wish you lived in.
Wash Inside Out: Protect the art from the harsh light of the mundane world.
Tumble Dry Low: Or just let it air-dry while you compose a poem in your head that you'll never actually write down.
Do Not Iron: If it’s wrinkled, just tell people it’s a "manifestation of your internal flux." They’ll believe you because you’re a Pisces.
Do Not Bleach: Unless you want to ruin the "void" aesthetic, and we both know you've put too much work into your brand for that.
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Width, in
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Length, in
27.00
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Sleeve length, in
8.60
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Size tolerance, in
1.50
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
