Slightly Devine. Entirely Unapproachable.
Product Description:
You aren't a ray of sunshine—you're a solar eclipse.
Featuring the regal, bone-structured skull of a lion draped in the stars of the Leo constellation, this t-shirt was engineered specifically for the dark star of the zodiac. Just because you operate in the shadows doesn't mean you're going to step out of the spotlight. You are, after all, the undisputed ruler of the underworld, and it’s about time everyone else started acting like it.
Wear this when you're making a grand, dramatic entrance at an event you fully plan on leaving five minutes later, or when you simply need to remind the peasants that while your heart may be encased in obsidian, your taste remains immaculate.
Highlights:
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Color: Pitch Black (because yellow is an insult to your complexion).
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Aesthetic: Gothic royalty meets cosmic supremacy.
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Vibe: "I came, I saw, I determined everyone else was boring."
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Fabric: Premium heavy cotton—luxurious enough to satisfy your ego, dark enough to absorb your excessive drama.
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Fit: Tailored to command respect, awe, and immediate space in any room you cross.
Care Instructions: Hand wash gently. Praise generously while drying. Never hide in the closet—it deserves to be seen, even on the hanger.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
