Price: A handful of graveyard dirt and your most vivid recurring dream.
So, the physical world finally got too loud, and you’re looking for a place to hide. This sweatshirt is the textile equivalent of retreating into a dark room with noise-canceling headphones and a tarot deck. Featuring our signature gothic sea-skeletons and a silver-ink constellation, it’s designed to help you blend into the shadows of 13 Blackheart Way while your mind wanders through the fourteenth dimension.
It’s the perfect shroud for someone who is 10% water and 90% "unresolved psychic tension."
Why this is your new emotional fortress:
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The "Do Not Perceive Me" Fit: Provides enough structural integrity to keep you from literally dissolving into a puddle of empathy during a sad movie.
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Aquatic Gothicism: Skeletal fish that represent your deep-seated belief that everything beautiful is also a little bit haunted.
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The Comfort of the Void: It’s black, it’s heavy, and it feels like a hug from a friendly ghost.
Product Features
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Heavyweight Cotton-Poly Blend: Thick enough to protect you from the "bad vibes" of people who don't believe in astrology.
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Brushed Fleece Lining: Because the only thing allowed to be soft in your life is the inside of your clothes and your secret collection of plushies.
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Spacious Pouch Pocket: Ideal for carrying your phone (on 'Do Not Disturb'), three different lip balms, and the heavy burden of being the zodiac's most sensitive soul.
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Double-Lined Hood: Pull it up to signal to the world that you have officially exited the conversation to go live in your own head.
Care Instructions (For the Spiritually Distracted)
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Wash Cold & Inside Out: We know you're prone to "spacing out," but please don't accidentally boil your fish. Keep the water as cold as a haunted lake.
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Dry with Low Heat: Or just hang it up and let the natural melancholy of your room air-dry it. High heat will shrink the sweatshirt and your aura.
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Do Not Iron the Print: You’ll melt the stars, and frankly, you’re already lost enough as it is.
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Avoid Harsh Chemicals: Bleach is for people who want to erase things. You're a Pisces; you prefer to let things linger and haunt you.
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L |
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2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
