For the days when you aren’t quite "void-black" but you’re definitely not "sunshine-yellow." This heather grey t-shirt is the sartorial equivalent of a shrug. It’s for those who want to look soft and approachable while the black hearts on the chest quietly signal that your internal organs are still made of obsidian and spite.
It’s subtle. It’s moody. It’s basically a cry for help that’s been professionally screen-printed.
Why It’s Better Than Your Current Shirt
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The "Meh" Aesthetic: A grey so neutral it makes Switzerland look opinionated.
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Heart-Shaped Warning Signs: The black hearts are strategically placed over your actual heart to warn people that the "Customer Service" department is permanently closed.
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Deceptively Soft: Feels like a cloud; acts like a storm front.
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Versatile Disdain: Pairs perfectly with your favorite combat boots or the sweatpants you’ve worn for three days straight.
Care Instructions (Don’t Ruin It)
If you treat this shirt the way you treat your feelings—by ignoring it until it stinks—we can’t help you. Follow these steps to keep the hearts from breaking:
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Cold Wash: Heat is for people with vibrant personalities. Keep it chilly to prevent the grey from becoming "poverty-stricken dishwater" grey.
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Inside Out: Flip it before washing. Protect those hearts from the violent, spinning reality of the laundry machine.
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Low Heat or Air Dry: Don't bake it. If you use a dryer, keep it on low. High heat will shrink this shirt down to a size that only your childhood trauma can fit into.
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No Bleach: Seriously. If you put bleach on this, you’re just making a DIY "distressed" mess, and nobody wants to see that.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
