Let’s be honest: as a Capricorn, your skin is already a bit of a shell, but sometimes the world is too loud, too bright, and too incompetent. Enter the 13 Blackheart Way uniform for the winter solstice. This sweatshirt is essentially a wearable "Do Not Disturb" sign—thick enough to muffle the sounds of people asking you for favors and black enough to hide the fact that you haven't left your lair in three days.
Why this is your new armor:
The Ritual Shroud: Heavyweight fabric that feels like a weighted blanket for your existential dread.
The Sea-Goat & Stars: A reminder that while everyone else is playing in the dirt, you’re busy calculating the trajectory of the heavens (and your career).
Built for the Long Game: Much like your 10-year plan, this sweatshirt is designed to withstand the test of time and the harshness of reality.
Product Features
Cotton-Poly Blend: Because pure cotton doesn't have the "bounce back" required for your high-stress lifestyle.
Fleece-Lined Interior: Softer than you’ll ever admit to being. It’s the only softness allowed at 13 Blackheart Way.
Ribbed Cuffs and Waistband: Keeps the cold out and your secrets in.
Care Instructions (For the Disciplined)
Wash Cold & Inside Out: Treat the sea-goat with the respect a celestial deity deserves. Heat is the enemy of progress.
Air Dry Preferred: Drape it over a chair like a discarded shadow. If you must use a dryer, keep it on "Low"—we don't do chaos here.
Do Not Iron the Graphics: Don't be a martyr for the sake of a wrinkle. If you melt the constellation, you're effectively lost at sea.
Keep Away from Enthusiastic People: Their "good vibes" might pill the fabric.
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Width, in
20.00
22.01
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
