Hard Shell. Darker Soul.
Product Description:
Finally, a shirt that honors your god-given right to retreat into your shell and resent the entire world from the comfort of your bedroom.
Featuring the crab woven into the faint, glowing lines of the Cancer constellation, this tee is a tribute to the zodiac’s most emotionally dangerous creature. People think Cancers are sweet, gentle caregivers. They forget that crabs carry giant pincers and move sideways specifically to avoid your nonsense.
Wear this when you’re nursing an obscure grudge from 2014, feeling intensely nostalgic for an era you didn't live through, or just need a visual warning label that says, "If you ask me what’s wrong, I will cry—and then I will make it your problem."
Highlights:
-
Color: Abyss Black (ideal for hiding from the sun and social interaction).
-
Aesthetic: Lunar-goth occult chic—guided by the moon, fueled by spite.
-
Vibe: “I’m not moody, I’m just spiritually superior and deeply offended.”
-
Fabric: So soft it feels like a warm hug, which is great because you're definitely not letting anyone actually touch you.
-
Fit: Extra cozy/oversized—perfect for pulling your knees up to your chest while staring blankly at the wall.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with full-moon water. Hang to dry while weeping silently. Do not expose to daylight or unprovoked optimism.
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
