Price: A modest fee for someone who doesn't believe in currency anyway.
Congratulations. You’ve found a garment that finally matches your "I’m not from this planet" vibe. This isn't just a sweatshirt; it’s a tactical barrier between your brilliant, chaotic mind and the boring, linear world of everyone else. Featuring a gothic water-bearer spilling stardust and revolutionary ideas, it’s the only acceptable outfit for staring at the moon from the porch of 13 Blackheart Way while ignoring your 47 unread texts.
Why you’re adding this to your cart:
The "Main Character" Complex: It’s unique, slightly intimidating, and looks like it was stolen from a high-ranking official in a dystopian future.
Emotional Distance: The thick fabric provides a literal buffer, ensuring no one gets close enough to touch your personal space or your fragile optimism.
The Aesthetic: Blacker than a black hole, with just enough celestial detail to let people know you're smarter than them, even if you’re currently forgetting where you put your keys.
Product Features
Heavyweight Cotton-Poly Blend: Sturdy enough to handle a protest, a seance, or a three-day deep dive into a niche conspiracy theory.
Brushed Fleece Interior: Because even if you’re an icy visionary on the outside, you deserve to be warm while you judge society.
Athletic Rib Cuffs: Designed to stay pushed up, because you’re always "busy" doing something no one else understands.
Care Instructions (Try to focus)
Wash Cold & Inside Out: We know you're busy thinking about the year 3000, but try to remember to turn the dial to "Cold." Protect the art.
Avoid Traditional Bleach: Unless you want it to look like a "mistake," which is a very Leo thing to do. Stay focused.
Tumble Dry Low: Or let it float in the air of your dark hallway. Just don't melt the cosmic graphics; they're your only link to the mothership.
Ironing is a Myth: This sweatshirt doesn't believe in social norms like "crisp lines," and honestly, neither do you.
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Width, in
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Length, in
27.00
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
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39.50
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
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1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
