The "Let It Snow Somewhere Else" Pullover
Finally, a winter garment that accurately represents your icy disposition. This isn't your grandma’s cozy holiday sweater; it’s a black pullover for those who find "winter wonderlands" to be more of a "chilly nightmare."
Why This Is Your New Cold-Weather Armor:
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The Graphic: Featuring a snowman that clearly sold its soul for a carrot nose and a pair of coal eyes that burn with a malevolent, supernatural light. It’s less "Frosty" and more "Harbinger of the Eternal Ice Age."
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The Sentiment: Adorned with the phrase "Let it snow somewhere else." Because nothing says "holiday spirit" like wishing the frozen precipitation was currently inconveniencing someone else’s ritual site.
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The Vibe: Pure Glacial Goth. It’s perfect for staring blankly at a frozen tundra from the safety of your dark room or scowling at people who actually enjoy the cold.
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The Material: Thick, black, and heavy—designed to trap what little warmth remains in your bitter heart while protecting you from the judgmental stares of carolers.
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The Color: Graveyard Frost. It’s a shade of black so deep it absorbs all light, much like how this weather absorbs your will to live.
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas... occurring approximately 3,000 miles away from my current coordinates."
Product features
- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and breathability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs for durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away neck label for comfort and shape retention
- Embroidery and DTF/DTG print options; OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance
As if you care instructions
Since we know you’re more likely to consult an ouija board than a laundry tag, here is how to keep your new favorite shroud of resentment looking its absolute darkest.
Maintenance for the Morose:
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The Bath: Machine wash cold. Like, "frozen lake where secrets are buried" cold. Using warm water is a sign of weakness and will only make the snowman's coal eyes lose their judgmental glint.
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The Drying Ritual: Tumble dry low or, preferably, hang it in a dark, damp corner to air dry. Direct sunlight is the enemy; it bleaches the black and reminds us that the sun exists, which is frankly offensive.
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The Wrinkle Exorcism: If it gets wrinkled from being balled up on your floor during a week-long bout of existential dread, use a cool iron. Do not use steam; the snowman doesn't like humidity, and neither does your hair.
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The Sacrifice: Avoid bleach at all costs. Bleach is for people who like "brightness" and "purity." If you get a spot on it, just tell people it’s a shadow.
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
