Oh, look. You’ve finally found a way to make your lack of color coordination look like a historical tribute. This shirt features the legendary decree from Henry Ford: "Any color, as long as it’s black." It’s the ultimate validation for anyone who treats the rest of the rainbow like a personal insult and considers "navy blue" to be a dangerously bold choice.
This wearable mandate is ideal for:
Efficiency Experts: Why waste 30 seconds of your life choosing an outfit when Henry already made the decision for you in 1909?
The "I’m Not Boring, I’m Classic" Defense: When people ask why you’re always dressed for a funeral, just tell them you’re a fan of early 20th-century industrialism.
Aggressive Minimalism: It’s a symbol of rebellion against the tyranny of choice. You aren't lazy; you're streamlined.
It’s soft, it’s moody, and yes, it’s black—because as Henry famously implied, anything else is just a distraction from the task at hand. Wear it to a car show, a dimly lit bar, or while staring at your closet full of identical shirts feeling like a god of industrial productivity.
Coven-Approved Care Instructions
To ensure your "standard" doesn't fade into a mediocre shade of "unresolved issues":
The Cold Shoulder: Wash in cold water only. Heat is for the living and for people who don't mind their clothes shrinking into doll outfits.
The Inside-Out Ritual: Turn the shirt inside-out before tossing it into the machine. This protects the quote from the violence of the spin cycle.
Shadow Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or, better yet, hang it to dry in a dark, drafty room. Excessive heat will kill the graphics faster than a botched seance.
No Chemical Warfare: Keep the bleach far away. We’re embracing the void here, not a sterile hospital wing.
Iron with Caution: If you absolutely must iron, avoid the print directly. Melting Henry’s wisdom is a bad omen for everyone involved.
