The "Cosmic Menace" Tee
Oh look, another black t-shirt. Groundbreaking. But this one features a cat sitting on a crescent moon, doing what cats do best: being a celestial nuisance.
Why This Is Better Than Your Current Wardrobe:
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The Design: A silhouette of a cat casually perched on a moon, swiping at stars like they’re expensive glassware on a kitchen counter. It’s the perfect metaphor for your life—aiming for the stars just to knock them into the void.
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The Energy: 100% "I summon demons, but only if they have treats." It’s witchy, it’s goth, and it’s deeply unimpressed by your zodiac sign.
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The Color: Stygian Void. It’s blacker than your morning coffee and twice as bitter. It’s designed to match your eyeliner and your general outlook on social interactions.
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The Fit: Breathable enough for a mid-summer ritual, yet sturdy enough to survive being covered in actual cat hair (which we both know is inevitable).
"Reach for the stars. Then bat them into the abyss where they belong."
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for an optimal fit.
- Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort.
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and unique texture.
- Double-needle stitching enhances durability.
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistent fit.
As if you care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
