Finally, a shirt that matches the pitch-black abyss where your soul used to be. This isn't just a black t-shirt; it’s a sartorial "do not disturb" sign for the living.
Why You Need This (As If You Care):
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The Aesthetic: Featuring a cat that has clearly seen the end of the world and found it "mildly inconvenient." It’s holding a black heart—presumably yours, since you weren't using it anyway.
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The Vibe: Pure, unadulterated Goth Boredom. Perfect for graveyard picnics, haunting the local coffee shop, or ignoring a text message for three to five business days.
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The Color: It comes in Midnight Obsidion (also known as "Black," for those who haven't committed to the bit). It hides coffee stains, ritual dust, and the tears of your enemies perfectly.
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The Fabric: Soft enough to provide the physical comfort your cold, cynical heart refuses to acknowledge.
"It’s not a phase, Mom. It’s a permanent state of feline-induced existential dread."
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft texture
- Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
As is you care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
