{"product_id":"the-manifestly-miserable-graphic-tee","title":"The \"Manifestly Miserable\" Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eFinally, a shirt for those who want to summon good fortune but would prefer it stay at a socially acceptable distance—like, in a different dimension.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThis isn't your bubbly, \"Live, Laugh, Love\" luck. This is the kind of luck you find at the bottom of a Victorian well or in a deck of cards dealt by a skeleton. We’ve combined the \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"180\"\u003ehorseshoes\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"195\"\u003eclovers\u003c\/strong\u003e of your Irish grandmother’s dreams and dipped them in enough cynical, midnight energy to make a raven look like a yellow lab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWhy you \"need\" it:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003ethree-leaf clover\u003c\/strong\u003e—because four leaves are desperate and try-hard. We’re sticking with three; it’s more symmetrical for your brooding aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e A horseshoe pointing down? Pointing up? Honestly, it doesn't matter when you're this cursed. It’s paired with a \"Lucky\" script so ironic it practically sighs when you put it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Color:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eObsidian Black.\u003c\/strong\u003e It matches your soul, your coffee, and the inevitable void of your bank account after buying more crystals you don't need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft enough to lounge in while you ignore \"high vibe\" people, but durable enough to survive a light ritual in the woods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\"It’s not just a shirt; it’s a protective ward against people who smile too much before noon.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePairs well with:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy eyeliner, unread tarot cards, and an overwhelming sense of existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family: 'Google Sans', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eCare Instructions for the Cursed \u0026amp; Comfy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"margin-bottom: 32px; font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important;\"\u003eAction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important;\"\u003eInstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWashing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1,1,0\"\u003eTurn it \u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"8\"\u003einside out\u003c\/strong\u003e and wash in \u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003ecold water\u003c\/strong\u003e. Hot water is for the living; cold preserves the darkness (and the graphic).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDetergent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,2,1,0\"\u003eUse something mild. No bleach—unless you want your \"goth\" shirt to turn a tragic shade of \"accidental tie-dye.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDrying\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3,3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTumble dry on low\u003c\/strong\u003e or hang it in a dark corner to air dry. 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Never touch the iron directly to the \"Lucky\" print unless you want it to melt into a sticky, ironic mess.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote style=\"font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not wash this with your \"normal\" colors. If a single white sock touches this fabric, the shirt will consume it. 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