{"product_id":"the-dead-inside-soft-on-the-outside-cancer-tee","title":"The \"Dead Inside, Soft on the Outside\" Cancer Tee","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHard Shell. Darker Soul.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eFinally, a shirt that honors your god-given right to retreat into your shell and resent the entire world from the comfort of your bedroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eFeaturing the crab woven into the faint, glowing lines of the Cancer constellation, this tee is a tribute to the zodiac’s most emotionally dangerous creature. People think Cancers are sweet, gentle caregivers. 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