{"product_id":"cheers-and-beers-unisex-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"The \"Luck is Dead\" Oversized Crewneck","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Google Sans', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Luck is Dead\" Oversized Crewneck\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLimited Edition | St. Patrick’s Day 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eFinally, a way to celebrate the patron saint of Ireland without looking like a thumb in a highlighter-green polo. If your vibe is less \"Leprechaun\" and more \"Lydia Deetz at a Pub Crawl,\" this is the sweatshirt you’ll wear to ignore everyone at the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family: 'Google Sans', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWhy You Need This (In This Economy?)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"padding-inline-start: 32px; font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring our signature \u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"39\"\u003e\"Cheers and Beers\"\u003c\/strong\u003e typography, rendered in a font so sharp it could actually hurt someone's feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Color:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Void Green\"—a shade so dark and moody it makes standard emerald look like a children's cereal mascot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Comfort:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from 100% heavy-weight cotton, perfect for absorbing the sound of your own sighs when someone asks, \u003cem style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"118\"\u003e\"Where's your green?\"\u003c\/em\u003e * \u003cstrong style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"142\"\u003eThe Rarity:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a limited drop. 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